Funny conversations with Alex

Friday in the car on the way home from daycare:

Alex: "I'm gettin' sick."
Me: "Really, what's wrong?"
Alex: "I choked."
Me: "You choked?! On what?"
Alex: "Shadow choked too."
Me: "Shadow choked? On what."
Alex: "On the carpet. She's fine."

Competely made up the story.

Saturday after helping me clean the house, while playing his xylophone:

Me: "Are you singing?"

Alex: "Yeah."

Me: "What are you singing?"

Alex: "Alleluia."

Saturday afternoon:

Alex: "Mom, I got boogies in my nose."

Me: "So take the Kleenex out of your pocket and wipe your nose."

Alex: "Okay. (wipes nose) Now what?"

Me: "Fold it back up and stick it in your pocket."

Alex: (Examines the Kleenex, completly disgusted by my suggestion, looks down his nose at me and says,) "But there's boogers on it."