Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Hilarious Quotes - Holiday Edition

It's been awhile since I've posted about the hilarious things Alex says... so here's a cavalcade of comedy from the Christmas season.

"Santa lives at the Northwest with his snow deer."

"I want to go to one of my place."
"Where are your places?"
"McDonalds and Sesame Street."

"When I grow up I want to be like Daddy. And I'll eat candy with him too."

"I want to get Daddy a dinosaur for Christmas. And it has to make noise."

"You have to watch out for the mutant penguins."

"Is this my right hand?"
"Yes."
"But I don't want it to be the right hand! I want it to be the left hand!" (tears ensue)

"I want to go the long way home."
"No, we're going the short way home."
"I don't want to go the short way. The short way hurts my feelings. I'm not short, I'm big."

"Look at me. I'm Batman!" Said while wearing Batman slippers and Batman underpants.

4 comments:

Alison said...

Hahaha! How great that you got these sayings recorded--otherwise they would be forgotten and these are too cute to forget.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Sydney. I had a rough day & needed a good laugh. Those are so funny & so precious at the same time. I hope you keep a journal of those so you can remember them years later. :)

shelby said...

I love these! I can just pic little Batman!

Bloomin'Chick Jo said...

Too funny and too cute! Especially the mutant penguins! I love it!