Adam - "Hey Syd! Syd! Come and pay wif me!"
Me - "I'm Mommy. You call me mommy. My name is Syd, but you call me Mommy."
Adam (pointing to self) - "Name is Adam. (pointing to me) Name is Mommy, Syd. Come and pay."
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Adam - "NO!"
Me - "Why did you say no?"
Adam - "Because I could."
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Adam - "I pooped."
Me- "No, you just tooted."
Adam - (long pause)
Me - "Are you pooping?"
Adam - "No, I just toot."
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