Funny comments from the two year old

Alex is cracking me up this week. I'm a big fan of dialogue, especially if it's funny.

Every time he talks to Craig on the phone he says, "I miss you Dad! Happy Birthday!"

This morning before school, he said: I don't need to go to school today.

Me: I think you do.

Alex: No. I need to go to the grocery store.

Me: Really? What do you need from the store?

Alex: Milk. Bananas. Cranberry Juice.

He's also taken to talking about money. Everytime change falls out of Craig's pocket, Alex grabs it and puts it in his bank. He also keeps saying "I have four dollars."

And the kicker today... he's starting to get a stuffy nose, so I said, "I think we need to turn on your humidifier tonight." Alex's response? "I don't know about that."

The kid cracks me up!